The smooth geezer

Head, beard & body Tools that work.

Serious grooming gear that’s quick, clean and built to last. Get the job done in minutes.

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Rated 4.9 / 5 in Reviews

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Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

Honestly didn’t expect much, but this thing is rapid. I used to dread shaving my head because it took ages with a razor. Now I’m done in a couple of minutes before work.

Seb Jones

Feels proper sturdy in the hand, not flimsy like the cheap ones off Amazon. You can tell it’s built to last.

Paul Tatt

Amazing high quality product. I even bought an extra one for my brother.

Connor Blackmore

As it says on the tin

John Buttle

Easy to use and comes with loads of attachments. Recommend

David Cuthridge

So quick! Wasnt sure about this but please I bought it now

Gareth Watkins

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