The smooth geezer

Head, beard & body Tools that work.

Serious grooming gear that’s quick, clean and built to last. Get the job done in minutes.

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★★★★★ Loved by thousands. Backed by the 30-Day Geezer Guarantee.

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BODY DETAILING SHOWS YOU RESPECT YOURSELF

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GROOMING MAKES YOU LOOK ATTRACTIVE AND CONFIDENT

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GROOMING = A PATHWAY TO MENTAL WELL-BEING

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NO TIME? NO PROBLEM.

NO TIME? NO PROBLEM.

From head to balls, get the job done in under 5 minutes.

FEEL SHARP. LOOK BETTER.

FEEL SHARP. LOOK BETTER.

From head to balls, this isn’t just grooming — it’s a confidence upgrade.

TRIM THE HEDGE, GROW THE CONFIDENCE.

TRIM THE HEDGE, GROW THE CONFIDENCE.

Because a tidy garden gets more visitors.

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Geezers Statements

So good! Great quality! Much better than the one I had used before!! Well worth the money!

— Simon R.

Got one this morning for a gift! Works great, will be great for our mini breaks too!

— George H.

Mate it glided perfectly and not to sound daft but it cups my dome perfectly I’d say also the fastest head shave I’ve ever had, absolute wicked bit of kit and mega fast delivery, unequivocally faultless.

— Craig R.

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💈 LOOKING SHARP SINCE DAY ONE
✂️ NO TIME? NO MESS? NO PROBLEM
😎 STAY BALD, STAY BOLD
🪒 BUILT FOR BALD HEADS & SMOOTH MOVES
💦 FRESH DOME ENERGY
⚡ SHAVE TIME, LOOK FRESH
✅ SMOOTH HEAD. CLEAN SLATE.
✨ SMOOTH = POWER
👊 TRIM IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT
💈 LOOKING SHARP SINCE DAY ONE
✂️ NO TIME? NO MESS? NO PROBLEM
😎 STAY BALD, STAY BOLD
🪒 BUILT FOR BALD HEADS & SMOOTH MOVES
💦 FRESH DOME ENERGY
⚡ SHAVE TIME, LOOK FRESH
✅ SMOOTH HEAD. CLEAN SLATE.
✨ SMOOTH = POWER
👊 TRIM IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT